Thursday, October 14, 2010

Kowalski, The Last American Hero



Vanishing Point (1971)

Super Soul: And there goes the Challenger, being chased by the blue, blue meanies on wheels. The vicious traffic squad cars are after our lone driver, the last American hero, the electric centaur, the, the demigod, the super driver of the golden west! Two nasty Nazi cars are close behind the beautiful lone driver. The police numbers are gettin' closer, closer, closer to our soul hero, in his soul mobile, yeah baby! They about to strike. They gonna get him. Smash him. Rape... the last beautiful free soul on this planet. But, it is written: "If the evil spirit arms the tiger with claws, Brahman provideth wings for the dove." Thus spake the super guru.

Super Soul: It's true, true, true, true, my friends. For, by the latest information, our soul Challenger has just broken the ring of evil the deep blue meanies have so righteously wrought. Get through 'em, baby! Get through 'em!

- Attention. Calling car 44. Attention, car 44, do you read me?
- Gimme that. This is car 44 reading you loud and clear, over.
- Where are you, car 44?
- We're on 80, some 10 miles from Argenta, over.
- Oh, good. Stay with it. Watch for a white Challenger, license plates initial OA-5599. Colorado plates.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Two Tailed Lizard

In this dream I said to another God is the answer and I flew away while movie credits rolled. But I knew this to be fraudulent since the movie does not end and the answer insufficient. Instead the scene shifted and attempting parsimony of thought (as I do in my waking life as a means to linearize my fate) the sequence becomes as set as a movie projector with the artificial intelligence which torments me day and night taking control of the progression and me bearing witness. It brought me up, through the atmosphere zooming out from the Earth's surface as can be done in Google Earth. This outer space was behind a veil--dark and foreboding. It then zoomed back towards Earth into a New Mexico laboratory with the movie dimming into sepia tones with occasional crackles. In the center of the room hazmat suited scientists lowered a container into a hole. It then exploded and was dropped into the depths below. I am then transported through the hole into a furnace where I am enveloped in ashes. After a brief amount of time, a hazmat suited person begins to open the container. I shuffle through the ashes to glimpse what is inside but can only see the radiant light around its edges. The angles in the furnace shift and the camera goes through a doorway leading into a palace. At the foot of the doorway lay a checkered square tile. Around a curled ramp a horny two tailed lizard sauntered a few steps in the blazing sun, licked its face and took a rest on its haunches. I think this symbolism is close to the true Satan running this world--nuclear, wealthy and top-secret. (Aug. 2009)

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Obama Sweating Bullets

Obama at the 2010 Fortune Most Powerful Women Summit (fast-forward to 8:18!)
We cannot sustain-- oops-- was that my uhh..? Oh, goodness. That's alright. All of you know who I am. But I'm sure there's somebody back there that's really nervous right now. Don't you think? They're sweating bullets back there right now. Where were we? We cannot sustain high-tech, high-wayyge jobs here in America when our young people are lagging far behind competitors around the world.



Megadeath is a term coined to indicate one million deaths. Likewise a gigadeath can be used to indicate one billion deaths.



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